I'm a lean, mean, civilian machine!

This post is 4 days late.

No matter how many a sophisticated thought might pulse through the neurons found in the soft, convulated mass of gray and white matter belonging to a one-celled protozoa of the order Amoebida, no matter how few and simple the mindless impulses of its ostentatious counterpart, homo-sapiens, such as you; we both share the same liberating primal pleasure in shouting out loud and free, releasing all the pent up energies and frustrations from within.

Here is what I want to shout today (in my room by myself so as not to hurt the feelings of others still in bondage).

Here it comes...

ORD LOH!